Dear Verizon FIOS

Thanks for sending me a nice marketing letter all the way from New Jersey and that too by UPS next day air service. The UPS guys were really nice, they gently placed the letter at my doorstep and rang my bell. I was indeed surprised to see this letter. Infact I thought USCIS took pity on me and sent me my Greencard and was going to buy 108 coconuts to my kitchen-vaazh pillaiyar. But on opening it I saw that it was a nice marketing mail from your marketing department.

Well thanks for remembering this guy who is residing in a nook of place in the when-will-I-ever-see-SUN Pacific Northwest. Thanks for pointing out all the gigantic download speeds that you have. I'm amazed at the 15MBPS download speed that you offer and I'm ecstatic that the latest Fiber Optic technique is available at my neighborhood. The marketing pitch was just too good to pass up.

But you know what I'm just wondering why you are wasting a lot of time on a guy who already has the service for the past 10 months ????